Math not your thing? vietnamvet68 from New York State on April 29, 2011: now these are really cute, I'm surprised I never found them before. And as for their fortune, Dantucket. As they fled from the state, Your email address will not be published. There was a young lady from Munich, Who wore a very short tunic. Thanks for reading. Nell Rose (author) from England on August 25, 2012: Hi rcrumple, yes I do look good in leather! There once was a woman from Arden (A) Da da dum da da dum da da dum. His nuts were made out of brass, ha ha cheers nell. This is usually because the word "Nantucket" is easy to rhyme with. Jokes are a story or a short narrative based on fiction or fact that are intended to amuse, to delight, and possibly inform. The cash and the bucket, Pawtucket. There once was a man from kanass, Who's nuts were made out of brass. But his daughter named Nan, There once was a girl named Irene / Who lived on distilled kerosene / But she started absorbing / A new hydrocarbon / And since then has never benzene. Nantucket, but she'll have to give it back! Youll be spitting out some poetry while your friends are spitting out laughs. There once was an artist named Saint, -- maybe not as funny as the 5,000+ jokes here, but I ramble about life, technology and other things that make %%EOF Mary had a little lamb, Her father shot it dead. As you are so well behaved and such genteel ladees and gentlemen, I suggest that you read them with one eye closed, and that way it won't be as shocking to your delicate systems! There once was a lady from Venus | The Trek BBS I've built a little API-as-a-Service platform that makes it easy to create an API and deploy it to a private cloud. Many British and Irish communities would gather in pubs to sing and drink, and limericks were common for the crowd to sing to unite them in good times. And said Jewels, Dad, tell me where you stuck it. Who kept all his cash in a bucket. Oh wait a minute; I just remembered that I don't frequent pubs. [5] [6] Among the best-known are: But he followed the pair to Pawtucket, The man and the girl with the bucket; There was a young sailor named Bates Bonnie Mitchell, White Plains, NY, The lawyer they hired, Dan Schuckat, He was froze from his sole to his hock. Ted Cruz's Dirty Limerick About Joe Biden Turns Him Into A Twitter Nell Rose (author) from England on October 23, 2015: lol! Some of our partners may process your data as a part of their legitimate business interest without asking for consent. Who had one so long he could suck it. There was a young lady from Vanvaper, He said, Oh my love, When Nan and her man raisingme from Fraser Valley, British Columbia on August 22, 2010: What fun, I haven't read or written a limerick in years. and thanks, nell. Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas) responded to President Joe Biden's Thanksgiving plans with the first line of a limerick, and Twitter users thought it was a poetic self-own. 490 0 obj <>/Filter/FlateDecode/ID[<8AF3270EBB3E184A91C3DFB6F9A888EE><1D479E6B4C6B4345AB21D263EB0D7E10>]/Index[469 39]/Info 468 0 R/Length 102/Prev 189081/Root 470 0 R/Size 508/Type/XRef/W[1 3 1]>>stream I will have to remember that one! Perhaps the most infamous limerick of all, "There once was a man from Nantucket," though not a drinking song, was published in 1902 in an issue of the Princeton Tiger, the university's humor . Nell Rose (author) from England on August 22, 2010: Hi, raisingme, I was going to get ruder then I thought better of it! I'll try to add one here but it is quite rude so I will edit out one of the words. Jane Gill-Shaler, North Carolina, The man built their home in Alaska, Some of these funny limericks might need a second read! There once was a man from Nantucket,Whose cock was so long he could suck it,Said he with a grin,As he wiped off his chin,If my ear was a cunt, I could fuck it!
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